hey guys.
soo not to much is new.
still waiting for the 5th so i can start working.
i miss having my friends around and want so bad to be social.
new hampshire sucks balls.

speaking of new hampshire sucking balls... it's freaking cold. like... still in the -20's. gross.
being so cold, i need to warm my car up before i can drive anywhere, and this morning i had places to be.
they finally called me in to sub which i have been waiting for! and i was really excited. i even flipped my hair.
as im running around trying to get my coffee and bag together, i remember i need to warm up my car.
so i run out in my clogs to do it.
what did i learn? -- dont run outside in clogs.
i slipped on the front steps (which are cement) and landed full force on my lower back on the edge of the step.
i also hurt both my wrists (which is just expected because i have been having nightmares of rehurting it a lot lately. it was bound to happen.)
i couldnt even move. i just yelled for someone.
well, guess i wasn't subbing today. 
after i cleaned up the cuts i walked like an old lady to the couch, i spent the day there with my puppy and a heating pad.
not moving.

i almost feel like i cracked something. hm...

 isn't life just swell?

This is my favorite part of the book i am reading right now, "Fluke" by Christopher Moore. To all my friends, my biologist friends in particular, i recommend you read this book. It's to funny. Iloveit.


"All killer whales are named Kevin. You knew that right?" said Jane.

Outside, the pod of twenty killer whales, most the sons or daughters of the matriarch female, were calling frantically to each other as they worried away at a huge bait ball of herring.  Biologists had long speculated on the incredibly complex vocabulary of the killer whale, identifying specific linguistic groups that even "spoke" the same dialect, but they had never been able to put meaning to the calls other than to identify them as "feeding," "distress," or "social" noises. However, had they had the benefit of translation, this is what they would have heard:
"Hey, Kevin, fish!"
"Fish! I love fish!"
"Look, Kevin, fish!"
"Mmmm, fish."
"You, Kevin, take a run down that trench, fake left, go right, hit the bait ball, nothing but fish!"
"Did someone say 'fish'?"
"Yeah, fish. Over here, Kevin."
"Mmmmm, fish."
And it went on like that. Actually, orcas aren't quite as complex as scientists imagine. Most killer whales are just four tons of doofus dressed up like a police car.

wow. so it's been about forever since i've posted huh? well... here are some updates about all the excitement that has been going on in my world.

Christmas
so, christmas was lovely. the tree is nice. (i say is nice because it is still up due to the fact that my dad did not take it down before leaving for another month and it's huge and nailed down to the huge stand, so i cant not move it. atleast that's what ive assumed). for christmas i got the carhart coat that ive been asking for for years, an itouch, and Terry's chocolate orange. those were the highlights atleast. i also spent it with the thought in mind that it could be my last christmas at home for a while. since im buying my oneway ticket to alaska soon, and i dont know when im coming back. it was a nice time though.

New Years
my new years craziness started the day after christmas. i headed down to lindsay's brother Sean's house in maine, and brought sayre. we all drank and played pong. there was a lot of alcohol and  it turned into quite the interesting night. let's just leave it at that.
the next morning i made my trek up to orono where i hung out with aj. me, him, and max all went out to goveners and then saw "yes man". it was funny. after that  we spent the night having beers and watching how i met your mother. that show is so funny. it was nice to just relax and whatnot.
it was the next night that craziness really started up again. i was reunited with my favorite room mates, meg and jami, along with nathan and laura. we went off to woodmans and drank... well lets just say we got a good head start to the night before moving on to the Rifro. When we got there we were met up by kate, alicia, steveb, stevecampbell, and sean. it was craziness. there were shots everywhere, drinks like crazy and just...yea. it was fun. we even took a walk home where i guess i spent some time throwing ricekrispy treats off the bridge and giggling as they swam down river. then i decided we should all go swimming and they decided we shouldnt. haha.. we ended up walking all the way across town to the milford hotel where we were being stalked by the owner, and i woke up spooning with sean and steveb. it was funny.
the following days we moved into our cabin. had lobster. drank heavily. took day hikes. played apples to apples, and ended the year with a 6 day bender and 4am snowangels in our underwear on the frozen lake in -25 degree weather. so much fun. way to many funny funny memories to even begin to type out. sorry. lol... it would just be me rambleing anyway.

so yea, new years was great.

more recently, sayre packed up and we brought her to manchester to fly to italy for 5months. i have talked to her a lot on skype, and she has been really home sick the majority of the time. im just jealous.

my job as the zipline attendent that was supposed to start before christmas has been pushed back to it's final start date of feb.5th. it sucks because i have 3 loans a month for school, and one to my bank that i owe. kinda hard when you dont work ever. ive decided that if it gets pushed back one more time then i am heading up to alaska good and early. i really miss it. i just really want to start working again... i hate not doing anything.

i have been reading a lot, and cooking a lot. it's one of my new favorite activities to keep me busy. you know, besides taking care of the puppies all day. every day.

there was more i was going to go on about but i think im done with all this for tonight. a few random posts to post after this one and im off to read some more.

have a good night all.
love, bdub

eez cold outside ya?